yet another

so yesterday i wound up in a serious state of GRRRRR

and people kept asking why the various things i was aggravated about were. well. aggravating me. lemme break it down. one paragraph max.

how it’s made - look i’m sorry but i don’t need to mindlessly watch machines make something to see how it’s made. i can pick up, say, my motion sensor dilophosaurus toy here. i can look at him, and see where the screws are afixed. i can tell just by what he’s made of that the plastic was poured molten into various molds which were then combined, machine-painted, and packaged. it’s not hard. ITS NOT HARD. I DONT NEED A NARRATOR TELLING ME OR SHOWING ME. and the jokes just make me fly off the handle. like on the herse episode? UAHUFDUSF MAKE AN EXIT THATS OUT OF THIS WORLD AHURHAURHURH URHURAURUUUURRRRRR oh my god JUST DIE. sorry. in short i feel like the show is designed in a way that it expects its audience to be populated by gibbering morons and i can. not. tolerate it when a show talks down to its audience that way. if you don’t fucking give people some credit they’re never going to make the effort to STOP drooling on their remote.

some totally inappropriate dude leaving an inappropriate comment- i drew a birthday picture for chaz. of GELFs. all fully clothed, looking cute. you all saw it. some jackass comments that he wishes it has “pleasure GELFs” in it. he knew it was someone’s present. and even if it hadn’t been, that’s fucking inappropriate. i would very much like to punch this guy. i’d like to punch him so very hard that he left the earth’s atmosphere and froze to death in orbit and burned alive when his orbit decayed and he rentered. because the kicker? he clearly doesn’t understand what was inappropriate about it. he seems to think that i believe his comment was directed at chaz. that he wished someone would send chaz a “pleasure GELF.” no you idiot, i know what you meant. what you meant IS WORSE. you were implying that someone else’s birthday present should have included sexually gratifying imagery FOR YOU, A TOTALLY UNRELATED THIRD PARTY. AUUUUUUUUUGH.

constant badgering about “chu-taks” - someone is obsessed with the idea of a nikitak chuian hybrid. i told them hybrids can’t exist in sabrous. they spent like an hour trying to find loopholes. jemli was there and saw it. every time it was just “there are no hybrids in sabrous, period.” AND THEY KEPT GOING. they’ve been whining at me non-stop since then to draw a chu-tak. they even went so far as to insist that a chu-tak should be added to Inhuman, on contura. aka, DRAW IT ON THE NEXT PAGE LULZ. fuck you no, get the fuck out. the real kicker to this? THEY ONLY WANT ONE SO IT CAN BE THE “SON” OF THEM AND THEIR BOYFRIEND. IM SORRY NO. NO MPREG. GET THE FUCK OUT X2. READ MY CAPS. NO. MPREG. IN. MY. COMIC.

weird e-mails from strangers -  weird emails from strangers calling me by really old usernames. and asking about my cult experiences. and when i asked where they got that username from, getting weird backpeddling. i do not like weird emails from strangers asking about my cult experiences. i do not like when they call me by familiar names only a very few number of people use with me. 

i’m going to go get my coffee and continue prep for family arrival. and i had better not continue to encounter this idiocy today.